A big 'Hello' from Bob Servant!

Hello there,

My name is Bob Servant and I am the author, and star, of two magnificent books. Delete This At Your Peril is a book of emails that I sent to cowboys from around the world. We've just released a special expanded edition. Bob Servant - Hero of Dundee is my autobiography. I've just finished it off and you can order it here.

Have a little look around my website. I know it's a bit rough and ready but I've been left to do this myself and I don't really know what's going on to be perfectly honest with you. I only got the computer after winning it in the bowling club raffle. At the time everyone kept saying how I was a lucky bugger and so on but, to be honest, I'd had my eye on the pedalo that Archie got for runners-up. Mind you, he took it up Monikie with a carry-out and came back half drowned.

The first thing I have to say is a little about the photo up top there. It's of Broughty Ferry, Dundee. My hometown, and a lovely little spot it is to. I have to admit though, I don't think the photo is supposed to look like that. The car belongs to my friend Chappy Williams and it definitely isn't as wide as it seems to be in the photo. If it was he'd never get it in his drive. I've got a young lad called Daz coming into help me on all this so he should be able to fix it.

While you're here you might want to have a read of my special diaryblog, subscribe to my newsletter, or read some of my emails, or find out a little bit more about me here in Broughty Ferry. Or you might just want to buy the books. And I can't blame you if you do. They're works of bloody art.

Your Servant,

Bob Servant

Neil Forsyth and Bob Servant (right), Broughty Ferry, 2010